sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via gnarly)

oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

(via lock-you-up)

September 30 2014
me: 

[gently touches the sleeping cat]


cat: 

[makes a tiny cat noise]


me: 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo


mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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(via gnarly)

dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

(via gnarly)

relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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(via gnarly)

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via flyingcashmoneyemoji)

male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

(via flyingcashmoneyemoji)

September 29 2014